What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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