and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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