how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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