Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
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Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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