But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I want to stick my p in your. b.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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