I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
you win again, gameday.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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