There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
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please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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