Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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