We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Randomize