I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
what day is it and did you see me today?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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