i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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