She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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