i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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