she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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