But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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