Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
this will be a night to untag.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I supernannyed him into submission
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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