I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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