go do what you do best...puke behind churches
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
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my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
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Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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