My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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