So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
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Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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