have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
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New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
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I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...