She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
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UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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