So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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