how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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