what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
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Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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