I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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