Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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