I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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