Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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