i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
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So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
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He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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