You're so nebulous sometimes
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
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So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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