That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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