Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
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Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
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Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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