Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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