So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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