This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
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boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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