I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
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Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
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I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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