I'm laying in your front yard are you home
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Randomize
