I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Will exercising make me less horny?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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