Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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