addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
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is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
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I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I pour the whiskey from now on
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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