I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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