I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
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Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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