Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
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I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
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I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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