so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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