No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Randomize
