apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I will pee on everything he values.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
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I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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