what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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