I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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