Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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