I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
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is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
i now understand why vodka
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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