Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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