I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Randomize
